
Like No Other
Bridging Genres & Generations
Statutes of Parliament
The 'No Rip-Off' Policy
Our prices are so fair, you'll think you're the one ripping us off. So pinch yourself and order another round.
The Clear Ice Conspiracy
Clear ice is a myth, like Bigfoot or reasonable rent prices. It's just frozen water, folks. We prefer our ice with character, not clarity, and price each drink accordingly (see statute 1)
Karaoke Courage Clause
Singing off-key is encouraged. Perform a song badly enough, and you might even get a pity drink on the house.
Mismatched Chairs, Mismatched Conversations
Our chairs don’t match, so why should our conversations? Talk to strangers about aliens, ghosts, or why pineapple on pizza is (not) a crime.
So we were just thinking, why do places like this have to be so serious? No, really. 3 piece suits and a vest? Nah not here. Instead, we’ve got Bulletproof Classics, Our Colossal Fried Chicken Burger, an inspired selection of Signatures, and a killer soundtrack to boot. That’s Parliament for you, hearts on sleeves and all.

Dive in, no holding back - our Colossal Fried Chicken Sandwich is not for the faint of heart! Nestled between soft, pillowy buns awaits a monstrous chipotle-spiced, crispy fried chicken thigh so large, you'll wonder if it's a sandwich or a challenge. Dare to take a bite, if you can fit it in your mouth!
